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GOLF · THIS ACTUAL WEEK

Scottie Scheffler won the FedEx Cup for the second time

He was two shots behind when the day started and ten million dollars ahead when it ended.

PHOTO: BRYAN BERLIN / CC BY-SA 4.0 / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

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SOCCER · THIS ACTUAL WEEK

Manchester United scored five, a week after failing to score at all

Seven days ago they could not score against a newly promoted team. On Sunday they scored five against another one. Consistency is clearly not the goal.

PHOTO: ANDRÉ ZAHN / CC BY-SA 2.0 DE / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

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